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Audrey – The Pie

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Played by: Suzanne Snyder

Appears in The Pie

Jerry is confused when his girlfriend Audrey refuses to taste a bite of his pie and becomes obsessed with the incident. While having dinner at Audrey’s fathers restaurant, Jerry notices that her father, Poppie, didn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom. This causes Jerry to reject a slice of pizza in the same way that Audrey rejected the pie.

Audrey Quotes:

Audrey: Hum! That was really good!
Jerry: Yeah. Are you full?
Audrey: Oh no, I’ve had just enough.
Jerry: Here we go… apple pie! Best apple pie in the city. Delicious. I’m not waiting for you. Take some.
Audrey: No thanks.
Jerry: You’re not gonna have any?
Audrey: No
Jerry: Do you not like apple pie?
Audrey: No, it’s not that.
Jerry: Well, at least taste it.
Audrey: No
Jerry: You won’t even taste it?
Audrey: No.
Jerry: Come on, try it!


Jerry: I can’t beleive your father owns this place. So how are the desserts here?
Audrey: Everything is delicious.
Jerry: You’ve tasted them?
Audrey: Um-hmm, I think almost all of them.
Jerry: Oh I see they have apple pie.
Audrey: Mmm-hmm.
Jerry: You’ve had the apple pie?
Audrey: Many times.
Jerry: Audrey, I got to be honest with you. I’m a very curious guy. It’s my nature. I need to know things. Not tasting the apple pie the other day, I can’t get past it. You obviously like pies. You carry doughnuts in your bag, you’re not averse to pastry. Surely you could see how such a thing would prey on my mind.
Audrey: Can we drop this?


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