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Christie – The Seven

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Played by: Lisa Deanne

Appears in The Seven

Jerry can’t figure out why his new girlfriend wears the same dress every time he sees her, so he tries to find out if she ever changes outfits. When he finally gets back to her apartment, he sees a photo of her wearing the same outfit from 1992. He finally goes looking through her closet to look for different outfits, but gets caught, and she dumps him before he can ever find out.

Christie Quotes:

Christie: Are you okay, Jerry? You seem quiet.
Jerry: No, I’m just a little uh, worn out.
Christie: I know exactly what you mean.
Jerry: Oh, I’m sure you do.
Jerry’s Brain: What in god’s name is going on here? Is she wearing the same thing over and over again? Or does she have a closet full of these, like Superman? I’ve got to unlock this mystery.
Christie: Oh my god!
Jerry: Oh.
Christie: Ahh. I can’t go to the movies like this. Do you mind if we go back to my apartment, so I can change?
Jerry: Change? Yes, I think that’s a super idea.

Christie: Here we are.
Jerry: Ah, so this is the Fortress of Solitude.
Christie: Well, I guess I’ll go change.
Jerry: Yes, change. By all means, change.

Christie: Ahem! Are you looking for something?
Jerry: What’re you doing? I thought you were changing.
Christie: No, I, I’m thinking we should just call it a night.
Jerry: No, no. C’mon, put something else on. It’s early, let’s go out.
Christie: If it’s all the same to you, I think I’m just gonna go to bed.
Jerry: You know, I’m kinda tired myself. Maybe I’ll just sleep here on The couch. Then in the morning, you’ll get dressed, we’ll walk out together. Both dressed, different clothes. Well, I’ll be in the same clothes. You’ll of course be in different clothes, because it’s your apartment. But we’ll go downstairs, me in my same clothes, you in your different clothes.
Christie: Jerry. I don’t think so.

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