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Dolores – The Junior Mint

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Played by: Susan Walters

Appears in The Junior Mint

Jerry forgets the name of the woman he is dating and tries to guess it after she mentions that it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy, Jerry and George come up with possible names including: Aretha, Celeste, and Bovary. Finally she presses him to say her name and Jerry guesses Mulva, causing her to storm out of his apartment. As shes leaving, Jerry guesses Gipple and Loleola before coming to the realization…Dolores!

Dolores Quotes:

Jerry: Y’know I remember when I was a kid growin up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn’t believe– “Jerry Jerry Dingleberry”, “Seinsmelled”…
Dolores: “Seinsmelled”?
Jerry: Yeah. What about you? Did people make fun of your name?
Dolores: Are you kidding? They were merciless! What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy? Of course, not everybody can be as sweet as you are.

Jerry: Oh yeah, that’s the spot…
Dolores: What’re you so tense about?
Jerry: Oh, nothing really… Just a homicide. Oh that’s terrific… Mulva.
Dolores: What?
Jerry: Mulva?
Dolores: Mulva?
Jerry: My Aunt’s name is Mulva. She’s a masseuse.
Dolores: I’m going to the bathroom. Be right back.
Jerry: Oh, good idea…
Dolores: What are you doing?
Jerry: Oh, I was just looking for some… gum or… mint.
Dolores: Oh, I have Junior Mints.
Jerry: No! No, I mean, no thank you…
Kramer: Any news?
Jerry: No, you better get out of here. No, wait a second…Wait a second… I don’t know the name of this woman in the bathroom, so when she comes out, you introduce yourself and then she’ll be forced to say her name.
Kramer: 10-4.
Dolores: Oh, hello.
Kramer: Hello, I’m Kramer.
Dolores: Nice to meet you.
Kramer: See you later.
Dolores: Well, I better get going. I don’t want to be late for the play. Y’know my cousin knows the producer. I may get to go backstage and meet Olympia Dukakis.
Jerry: Hey, there’s a name you don’t forget.

Dolores: Great seats. You could see the actors spitting.
Jerry: Really…
Dolores: And afterwards we went backstage and Olympia Dukakis autographed my playbill.
Jerry: Oh, what’re you saying, you got her autograph?
Dolores: Yeah.
Jerry: Do you have it with you?
Dolores: Yeah, it’s in my purse.
Jerry: Let me see.
Dolores: Y’know I really think I’m falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry: Oh, well, I really think I’m falling for you…Joseph Puglia…
Dolores: I had it autographed for my uncle.
Jerry: Yeah, I know…
Dolores: You don’t know my name, do you?
Jerry: Yes I do.
Dolores: What is it?
Jerry: It, uh, rhymes with a female body part.
Dolores: What is it?
Jerry: Mulva…Gipple?…Loleola?….Oh! Oh! Delores!

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