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Gwen – The Strike

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Played by: Karen Fineman

Appears in The Strike – A Festivus for the rest of Us!

Jerry meets Gwen at a Tim Whatley party and shes looks beautiful. Unfortunately shes a “two face” and looks hideous in some light. Jerry decides that she always looks best at the coffee shop. So he continues to only bring her there causing Gwen to think Jerry is dating someone else. Lucky for her, Kramer helps her with a Festivus Miracle by bringing her and Jerry together during Festivus Dinner at the Costanzas.

Gwen Quotes:

Gwen: Jerry.. hi.
Jerry: Gwen?
Gwen: Yeah.
Jerry: Really?
Gwen: Yeah! Come on, our table is ready.

Gwen: Hey.
Jerry: Boy, am I glad to see you.
Gwen: You were expecting someone else?
Jerry: You never know.
Gwen: You know, you might want to take the tunnel.
Jerry: So, uh, what do you feel like eating? Chinese or Italian?
(All the sudden, Gwen is extremely ugly)
Gwen: I can go either way.
Jerry: You’re telling me.

Gwen: Hey.
Jerry: Hi there. This is Kramer, and Frank.
Gwen: Hi.
Kramer: Hello.
Gwen: So, you ready to go?
Jerry: Uh, why don’t we stay here? The back booth just opened up. Now this is a good looking booth.

Gwen: Jerry, how many times do we have to come to this.. place?
Jerry: Why? It’s our place.
Gwen: I just found a rubber band in my soup.
Jerry: Oh.. I know who’s cooking today!
(Enter George)
George: Hey! Surprise, surprise!
Jerry: Hey, Georgie!
Gwen: I think I’m just gonna go.
Jerry: I’ll be here.

Gwen: Kramer, Hi!
Kramer: Oh, hello.
Gwen: It’s Gwen.. We met .. at the coffee shop.
Kramer: Ah-huh.
Gwen: I’m dating your friend, Jerry..
Kramer: Ahh.. I don’t know who you really are, but I’ve seen Jerry’s girlfriend, and she’s not you. You’re much better looking – and like, a foot taller.
Gwen: That’s why we’re always hiding in that coffee shop! He’s afraid of getting caught.
Kramer: Oh, he’s a tomcat.

Gwen: Jerry!
Jerry: Gwen! How’d you know I was here?
Gwen: Kramer told me.
Kramer: Another Festivus miracle!
Gwen: I guess this is the ugly girl I’ve been hearing about.
Elaine: Hey, I was in a shvitz for 6 hours. Give me a break.

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