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Isabel – The Nose Job

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Played by: Tawny Kitaen

Appears in The Nose Job

Jerry dates Isabel who is an aspiring actress and makes him read her stupid acting scenes. The problem is that he so attracted to her physically that Its like his penis is playing his brain in a game of chess.

Isabel Quotes

(Jerry is rehearsing with Isabel)
Isabel: Ever since you came back from the Army, you’ve changed. I swear Nelson, I don’t even know who you are anymore.
Jerry: I’m Nelson!
Isabel: That’s not the line, Jerry.
Jerry: Alright, alright, I’m sorry. (reading) Nothing’s changed, Alma, I just need more time.
Isabel: I swear, Nelson, sometimes at night, when you’re not around, I just go crazy thinking about you.
Jerry: Well, you just need to relax. Maybe a hobby, bowling is fun.
Isabel: Yeah, bowling’s good if you’re really gross and ugly.
Jerry (to himself): Uh oh. My organs are playing chess again.

Isabel: Nelson, don’t you see? You are a part of me, and I, I am a part of you.
Jerry’s Penis: It’s killing me. (Makes a move)
Jerry’s Brain: That’s your move?
Jerry’s Penis: Yeah.
Jerry’s Brain: Well that’s trouble, my friend. That’s big trouble. Checkmate!
Jerry’s Penis: Getting weak… Losingpower… You haven’t seen the last of me. I’ll be back. You’re nothing without me. Nothing!
Jerry’s Brain Punk.

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