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Jane – The Hamptons

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Played by: Melora Walters

Appears in: The Hamptons

Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine all travel up to the Hamptons to see their friend Carol and Michael’s baby. While out buying tomatoes, George’s girlfriend goes sun tanning topless in front of Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine. Outraged, George demands to see Jerry’s girlfriend Rachel naked, but his attempts are fruitless. While changing later, after swimming in the pool, George is seen naked by Rachel, and tries to explain that, having just gotten out of the cold water, he is a victim of penile “shrinkage” by yelling “I was in the pool!” Rachel tells Jane about the”shrinkage” and she abruptly heads back to the city in the middle of the night.


Jane Quotes:

George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn’t love.
Jane: Me too. I love cough medicine.


George: What’re you doing? What’re you, telling secrets? What’re you laughing at?
Jane: It’s nothing, George.
George: You know, it’s very impolite to tell secrets. Are you talking about me?
Jane: What is it with you?


George: You’re going back to New York now?
Jane: Yeah, I have some things to do.
George: Uh huh. Uh huh! I think you spoke to your little friend Rachel, that’s what I think.
Jane: So what if I did?
George: And she didn’t say something to you about a certain something?
Jane: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
George: I think that you think that a certain *something* is not all that it could be, when in fact it is is all that it should be, and more!
Jane: I’m sure it is.
George: Look, you don’t understand. There was shrinkage.





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