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Jane – The Stall

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Played by: Jami Gertz

Appears in The Stall

Jerry’s new girlfriend Jane gets into an argument with Elaine when she refuses to lend her any toilet paper at a movie theater restroom. Kramer recognizes Jane’s voice as Erica, a phone sex worker. After talking with Kramer, Jerry accuses Jane of being Erica but she denies it and breaks up with him.

Jane Quotes:

Elaine: what a dope! uh..excuse me umm.. I’m sorry this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there’s no toilet paper over here
Jane: are you talking to me?
Elaine: yeah.. I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some
Jane: no I’m sorry
Elaine: what?
Jane: no I’m sorry, I can’t spare it
Elaine: you can’t spare it??
Jane: no there’s not enough to spare
Elaine: well I don’t need much, just 3 squares will do it
Jane: I’m sorry I don’t have a square to spare, now if you don’t mind
Elaine: 3 squares? you can’t spare 3 squares??
Jane: no I don’t have a square to spare, I can’t spare a square
Elaine: oh is it two-ply? cause it it’s two-ply I’ll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I’ll take one measly ply
Jane: look, I don’t have a square and I don’t have a ply

Jerry: wait, where are you going? where are you going?
Kramer: uptown, to the ?
Jane: oh I’m going uptown too, you wanna split a cab?
Kramer: what about the driver?
Jane: what are you talking about?
Jerry: alright I changed my mind, yeah I don’t think I’m not gonna go now
Jane: well ok I’ll see you later, nice meeting you

Jerry: oh my god
Jane: hi I thought I’d find you here
Jerry: hello.. Erika
Jane: Erika? what are you talking about?
Jerry: how can u say things like that over the phone?
Jane: what are you talking about?
Jerry: selling sexual pleasure over the phone?
Jane: I sell paper goods you jerk

Jane: oh damn
Elaine: something.. wrong?
Jane: yeah there’s no toilet paper out here, I usually check but would you mind?
Elaine: I can’t, I don’t have it, I don’t have a square to spare, I can’t spare a square
Jane: wait a minute, I know you
Elaine: that’s right honey, and I know you!
Jane: no, no, no!!!

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