Played by: Janeane Garofalo
Appears in The Invitations & The Foundation
Jeannie prevents Jerry from getting hit by a car. Thanking her for saving his life Jerry asks her out and learns that they are very alike. She eats cereal, finds all the same things funny, and even has the same initials, JS. Jerry falls in love with her and asks her to marry him, but they eventually break it off.
Jeannie Steinman Quotes:
Jeannie: Hey! Hey! Look out. OK!, Are you okay?
Jerry: Yeah!.. Thanks.Oh! my god you saved my life.
Jeannie: Shouldn’t there be some kind of reward for that.
Jerry: oh! thank you.
Jeannie: You know you should be a lot more careful crossing the street like that, otherwise you could die..If that bothers you.
Jerry: Well I…
Jeannie: You see..To me this is a waste.
Jeannie: The shirt you got on under your sweather.It sits for three weeks in your drawer, waiting to come out. and when it finally does . It sticks up only half an inch out of your collar.
Jerry: I’m Jerry Seinfeld.
Jeannie: Jeannie Steinman.
Jerry: Hey! Same initials . How do you like that?
Jeannie: I like it.
Kramer: Jerry…. hey Jeannie.
Kramer: Remember I told you about the bank?
Kramer: Yeah well I went in there and they said Hey!
Jerry: Hey is the same thing as hello. What do you think Jeannie.
Jeannie: Yeah I think it’s the same thing.
Kramer: Oh! Big surprise
Jerry: I would like to propose a toast….Wait a second.. George!, George Costanza come in here.
Jeannie: Georgie boy..
Jerry: George, big news; I’m getting married!!
George: Married , What!
Jerry: September 21st, first day of Autumn. Leaves changing colours.. Beautiful colors.
Jeannie: … all that crap.
Jerry: You see , I kept up my end of the pact.
George: Good for you
Jerry: Hey look , Champagne..
George: Hehehe. .
Jerry: To our future wives….yeah…
Jerry: Well it’s been quite a night I could sure use a cup of coffee.
Jeannie: Hey! what’s the deal with decaf; how do they get the caffeine out of there and then where does it go?
Jerry: I dunno
A guy suddenly gets up to leave then falls on the ground.
Jeannie: That’s a shame..
Jerry: I’ ll just have a cup of coffee.
Jeannie: Bowl of Corn flakes.
Jerry: More cereals? that’s your third bowl today, you had it for breakfast and lunch.
Jeannie: Hey! So what’s the deal with brunch , I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch. How comes there’s no lupper or no linner.