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Lisi – The Frogger

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Played by: Julia Campbell

Appears in The Frogger

Lisi is a sentence finisher. It’s like dating Mad Libs! Jerry wants to break up with her, then discovers she lives in the Riverside Park area where ‘The Lopper’.

Lisi Quotes:

Jerry: I’ll tell you Lisi, I never expected that movie to–
Lisi: End under water?
Jerry: Be that long. I mean, most action movies are–
Lisi: So much more violent.
Jerry: Not as long.
Lisi: Well, I should probably–
Jerry: Get going.
Lisi: Yeah.
Jerry: Well, it was nice meeting you. I’m sure I’ll see you–
Lisi: Eight tomorrow?
Jerry: Actually, that’s–
Lisi: What you were thinking.
Jerry: Right.

Jerry: Well Lisi, that was another-
Lisi: Lovely evening.
Jerry: Really bad meal. I was thinking maybe we should–
Lisi: Go for a hansom cab ride?
Jerry: Call it a night. I’ll walk you home. Where do you live?
Lisi: 84th street, right off Riverside Park.
Jerry: Riverside Park.
(Jerry grabs Lisi and turns around)
Lisi: I thought we were going–
Jerry: Back to my place. That’s right.

Jerry: Hi, Lisi.
Lisi: Hi, honey. Is that a bat?
Jerry: Uh, yeah. I found it on the street. It’s gotta be worth something.
Lisi: So, what do you want to do, Sweetheart?
Jerry: Well, before we do anything…maybe we should talk….Then this Pennsylvania Dutch thing comes out of nowhere. I mean, how am I supposed to respond to that?
Lisi: Then may I say something… without being interrupted?
Jerry: Well I’m sorry if I ruined your life. That’s exactly what I set out to do.
Lisi: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh…Are you afraid to kiss me in public?
Jerry: Have we even been in public?
Lisi: So now you’re going to tell me what I’m thinking. Well, go ahead, ’cause I’d really like to know
Jerry: You are not dumb. Don’t say that..
(They both sit around the coffee table eating beans)
Jerry: These beans are pretty good.
Lisi: 20 minutes.

Lisi: Boy, did your mother do a number on you…Fine. So it’s over.
Jerry: Oh, thank god. Why is it dark out? What time is it?
Lisi: 9:30.
Jerry: We’ve been breaking up for 10 hours?
Lisi: Good-bye, Jerry.
Jerry: Lopper. You know, Lisi, maybe we should give this a little more time. See how it looks in the light of day.
Lisi: Out!

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