Played by: Julia Pennington
Appears in: The Merv Griffin Show
George’s girlfriend Miranda becomes upset when George runs over some pigeons with his car. George tries to explain to her that pigeons and humans have a deal, pigeons move out of the way when humans approach, and humans will look the other way on the statue defecation.
George: You know I uh, spilled a yohgurt smoothie in here two days ago. Can’t smell anything, can y’a?
Miranda: George watch out for those pigeons.
George: Oh they’ll get out of the way. You really smell banana?
Miranda: Oh my God. Oh.
George: So uh where are we eating?
George: Boy that bank clock is eight minutes off.
Miranda: Then why don’t you just run IT over too?
Miranda: George, what are you doing?
George: Did you see that? That-that pigeon didn’t move! I had to swerve to get out of the way! I saved that pigeons life!
Miranda: What pigeon? You drove right onto that squirrel.
George: Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with THEM!