Played by: Elizabeth Morehead
Appears in: The Pez Dispenser
George is troubled over the fact that he has no “hand” in his relationship with Noelle, and fears that she is going to break up with him. After taking some advice from Kramer, George preemptively breaks up with her, causing her to want him more and thus giving him the all the “hand” he could ever want.
George: Hi, hi, hi, You were wonderful.
George: Oh, these are my friends, Elaine and Jerry, … Noel
Jerry: You play a hell of a piano.
Elaine: Yeah, I was really moved, really moved.
Noelle: Well didn’t you hear that person laughing? I couldn’t play. I was humiliated…
Elaine: Well, I’m sure it wasn’t at you.
Noelle: Well then, what was she laughing at?
Noelle: Uh, no, No thank you. Did you see her?
George: Me, uh, uh, no, …
Jerry: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Elaine: Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.
Jerry: Even if this so called mental defective did put something on her leg she’s still the one who laughed.
Noelle: I’ll never forget that laugh for the rest of my life.
George: So, I am have to going to break up with you.
Noel: You’re breaking up with me?
George: I, … am breaking up with, … you.
Noel: I really am.
George: Never expected this did you?
Noel: I thought everything was fine.
George: Well, live and learn.
Noel: I don’t understand. You’re breaking up with me. Didn’t we have fun doing the crossword puzzles?
George: Kind of.
Noel: I’m very confused.
George: Well, I didn’t mean to hurt you kid.
Noel: I thought,…
George: Now, stop it …
Noel: What do you want, I can make you happy.
George: When you’re playing the piano do you think about me?
Noel: I don’t know.
George: This is what I’m talking about.
Noel: OK, I’ll think about you.
George: All the time.
Noel: All the time? … OK, All the time.
George: I can’t hear you.
Noel: All the time. ALL THE TIME.
George: See, It’s not so hard.
Noelle: That laugh. That’s the laugh. That’s it. You’re the one.
Elaine: No, no. It was an accident. It really wasn’t my fault. It was Jerry. Jerry put a Pez dispenser on my leg.
Noelle: You put a Pez dispenser on her leg during my recital?.
Jerry: I didn’t know she would laugh.
Noelle: You lied to me George, you lied to me.
George: No, I, uh, um, wa, wa, What did I do? … Where are you going?
Noelle: I … am breaking up … with you!
George: You can’t break up with me. I’ve got hand.
Noelle: And you’re going to need it.