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Ronnie Kaye – I’m a Prop Comic

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Ronnie Kaye is a comedian and friend of Jerry Seinfeld.

Ronnie is a prop comedian and was concerned his nostrils were getting wider and asks Jerry if he had noticed the condition.

He commends Jerry for his getting revenge on Kramer’s girlfriend Toby who heckled him, “You’re like Rosa Parks. You opened the door for all of us.

He was portrayed by Dom Irrera

Ronnie Kaye appears in:

The Fire

Ronnie pulls a fake gun on the bartender at the comedy club which causes George to scream in fear “He’s got a gun” and everybody flees ruining Jerry’s act.


Ronnie Kaye Quotes:

Jerry: Hey, Ronnie. Can I have a club soda? Goin’ on tonight?
Ronnie: Yeah. You?
Jerry: Yeah.
Ronnie: You know Leonard Christian’s here?
Jerry: Yeah, I know.
Ronnie: Can I ask you something? Are my nostrils getting bigger?
Jerry: I don’t…think so.
Ronnie: Are you sure? Take a good look. They seem a little bigger?
Jerry: I don’t…I dunno.
Ronnie: Is it possible for nostrils to expand?
Jerry: Oh, is this a bit?
Ronnie: Hey, I don’t do “bits.” I’m a prop comic. Dammit, I can’t find my water gun. I can’t go on without my water gun.

Ronnie: I heard you went down to somebody’s office and heckled them?
Jerry: Damn right! We’ve been lapdogs long enough!
Ronnie: How could you do that? I mean, everybody’s talking about it.
Jerry: Well, it’s about time one of us drew a line in the sand.
Ronnie: Jerry, you’re like Rosa Parks. You opened the door for all of us. I can’t wait till the next time someone heckles me.
Jerry: Yeah, well, won’t be long.

Ronnie: Alright, hand it over man!
Cut back to Jerry onstage.
Jerry: …that’s why men hunt and women nest.
George: He’s got a gun! He’s got a gun!
Cut back to George in the bar.
Robin: George! This is Ronnie Kaye!
George: The prop comic? Oh, hi…I didn’t recognize you, what…did you get a haircut?
Ronnie: Nostrils.