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Sheila – The Soup Nazi

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Played by: Alexandra Wentworth

Appears in The Soup Nazi

Jerry begins to annoy George and Elaine with his PDA and baby talk with his new girlfriend Sheila. While at the soup stand, Sheila gets into an argument with the Soup Nazi for kissing in line and Jerry pretends not to know her so he can still get his soup. When George learns about Jerry’s decision, he admits he is annoyed with their behavior, so Jerry gets back together with Sheila. When George learns they are back together, he begins to behave similarly with Susan to express his disgust. Susan enjoys George publicly displaying his affections, and wants it to continue after Jerry ends his relationship with Sheila.

Sheila Quotes:

Jerry: Which one you wanna go to shmoopy?
Sheila: You called me shmoppy. You’re a shmoopy.
Jerry: You’re a shmoopy!
Sheila: You’re a shmoopy!
Jerry: You’re a shmoopy!
George: All right, shmoopies…what’s it gonna be? Pick a theater.
Jerry: Uh,..we’ll go to 3rd Avenue. So, can you come with us for lunch to the soup place?
Sheila: No. You have a good lunch. But I’ll meet you back here for the movie.
George: Hey.
Elaine: Hey.
Sheila: Hi Elaine.
Elaine: Hi Sheila.
Jerry: All right, then. I’ll see you later.
Sheila: Bye shmoopy.
Jerry: Bye shmoopy.

George: Well, I gotta go back there and try again. Hi Sheila.
Sheila: Hi. Hi shmoopy.
Jerry: Hi shmoopy.
Sheila: No, you’re a shmoopy!
Jerry: You’re a shmoopy!
George: I’m going.
Jerry: Hey, listen, so we’ll meet you and Susan at the movie tonight?
George: You know what? I changed my mind. I, uh, I don’t think so.
Jerry: Why?
George: I just don’t feel like it anymore.
Jerry: Just like that?
George: Just like that.
Sheila: Boy, he’s a weird guy, isn’t he?

Jerry: What are you gonna get?
Sheila: I’ll decide at the last minute.
Jerry: You better decide, sister. You’re on deck. Sheila! Uh-oh.
Soup Nazi: Hey, what is this? You’re kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
Sheila: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
Soup Nazi: You just cost yourself a soup!
Sheila: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we’re leaving. Jerry?
Jerry: Do I know you?

Jerry: It was stupid of me.
Sheila: Well, it was very insulting.
Jerry: No. I know. I – I was really sort of half-kidding.
Sheila: Well, behind every joke there’s some truth.
Jerry: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There’s no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don’t have it he says ” Aw, I’ll just have some coffee.” There’s no truth to that.
Sheila: Well, I guess you’re right.
Jerry: So, am I forgiven, shmoopy?
Sheila: Yes, shmoopy.

Jerry: What about you, shmoopy? How ’bout a little tuna? You want a little tuna fishy?
Sheila: Yeah.
Jerry: Yum yum little tuna fishy?

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