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Victoria – The Opposite

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Played by: Dedee Pfeiffer

Appears in: The Opposite

George realizes that every decision he has ever made in his life has been wrong, and therefore his life is the exact opposite of what it should be. While telling this to Jerry at Monk’s, he convinces George that “if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right”. So George decides to start doing the complete opposite of what he would do normally. He orders the opposite of his normal lunch, “chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, and a cup of coffee” and then introduces himself to a woman named Victoria who ordered the exact same same lunch, saying, “My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.” Somehow, she is impressed and agrees to date him.

Victoria Quotes:

George : Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice that you were looking in my direction.
Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me.
George : My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.
Victoria : I’m Victoria. Hi.

 

Victoria : Are you growing a beard?
George : Why shave every day? It just grows right back.
Victoria : I guess …
George : I’m afraid I’m just not interested in how I present myself. If those kind of superficialities are important to you, this probably isn’t gonna work.
Victoria : Hey watch, he just cut you off! Did you see that?!
George : Take it easy. Take it easy. It’s not the end of the world.

 

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