Jerry Seinfeld proves to be quite the ladies man, with 66 girlfriends throughout the series.
He basically declared a figurative ‘Prima Notca’ on these actresses – many of whom have since tasted stardom. In some cases, their careers were reborn, like a phoenix, rising from Arizona!
Forget who he dates? We cataloged all of Jerry’s girlfriends in order of appearance below (this post took a longgg time, so please enjoy, and share if you found it at least mildly interesting )..
Jerry’s Girlfriends Throughout the Show
Not seen… Patty Lorens, who had orgasms.. and Jerry has calls in to six other women and I bet you they confirm an orgasm too.
Played by: Pamela Brull
Appears in The Seinfeld Chronicles
Laura calls Jerry to ask if she can stay with him while she is visiting New York. Jerry is interested in Laura but is having a hard time reading her signals.
When she comes to stay at Jerry’s, he is surprised to learn that she’s engaged after her fiance calls her at Jerry’s apartment.
Unfortunately for Jerry, he agreed to take a 4 hour boat ride around Manhattan with her before learning about her fiance.
Played by: Lynn Clark
Appears in The Stake Out & The Stock Tip (thanks to pebbleangst for identifying )
Jerry meets Vanessa while attending a dinner party with Elaine.
Jerry learns that she works at a Law Firm called ‘Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft’, and decides to stake out her office to ask her out. After dating for a short time Jerry takes her to a bed and breakfast in Vermont but rainy weather keeps them inside and ruins the whole trip.
Jerry should have listened to George, who advised against the weekend get-away calling it a ‘dating decathlon’.
Hey Jerry, next time you are looking for things to do, stick to what you know. Pick up some Empire State Building tickets to the Observatory. Rain or shine, you can get some pretty nice views up there.
Played by: Tracy Kolis
Appears in The Ex-Girlfriend
When Marlene and George break up, Jerry gets involved romantically with her while retrieving George’s books from her apartment.
Jerry learns that although Marlene is really sexy she has a tendency to act very annoying, especially over the phone
Later, Marlene says that she can’t date Jerry anymore because she saw his act and loses respect for his profession. To which Jerry replies “but you’re a cashier!”
Played by: Julia Louis Dreyfus
Appears in The Deal (and The Mango)
Jerry and Elaine used to date, but that is all in the past and now they are just friends. One night they were watching TV and came across the ‘naked station’, which got them to think about becoming friends with benefits.
They establish a set of rules to help avoid the complications that can arise when two people sleep together. Rule number one? No calls, after that. Rule two? Spending the night is optional!
Turns out they overlooked another aspect of the relationship when Elaine expresses her desire for this, that, and the other.
Elaine gives Jerry another shot in Season 5, The Mango, when she tells Jerry they must have sex to save the friendship.
Played by: Gretchen German
Appears in The Phone Message
Jerry begins talking about his tan cotton dockers and how much he hates the commercial.
When Donna says that she kinda likes the commercial because the dialog rings true for her, Jerry is perplexed and tells all of his friends.
Donna gets upset with Jerry when Kramer and George both meet her and mention that she likes the commercial.
Played by: Cynthia Szigeti
Appears in The Library
.Jerry’s doesn’t believe that he owes some money to the New York Public Library, so he looks up his old high school girlfriend, Sherry Becker.
Jerry meets with her at the coffee shop and he finds out that his recollection of Sherry was a bit different than reality. For one, Sherry says she wore a purple dress, and not an orange dress as Jerry originally thought.
Second, the book they read to each other was actually Tropic of Capricorn, not Tropic of Cancer.
High School Sherry
Played by: Tawny Kitaen
Appears in The Nose Job
Jerry dates Isabel who is an aspiring actress and makes him read her stupid acting scenes.
The problem is that he so attracted to her physically that Its like his penis is playing his brain in a game of chess.
Played by: Gina Gallego
Appears in The Suicide
When Jerry’s neighbor Martin goes into a coma, Jerry gets involved with his girlfriend Gina but is worried about anyone finding out.
Only problem is that Newman of all people becomes aware of the affair and plans to bring Martin up to speed when he comes out of the coma. Luckily, Jerry is able to buy Newman’s silence with a Drake’s Coffee Cake.
Played by: Melinda McGraw
Appears in The Good Samaritan
Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run but realizes that the driver is a beautiful woman and asks her out. Jerry lies to Elaine and tells her that he went to Queens and intimidated the man with his karate moves.
After dating Angela, Jerry finds out that the car that she hit belongs to Becky Gelke, another woman he has always wanted to ask out.
He tells Becky that he will do something about the damage but she believes he is the hit-and-run driver but won’t admit it.
Played by: Catherine Keener
Appears in The Letter
Jerry dates Nina the artist who paints a portrait of Kramer. When she offers George her father’s tickets to the owners box at Yankee Stadium, he reluctantly purchases a painting for $500.
After an argument, Nina sends Jerry a breakup letter but he realizes that she plagiarized the letter from a movie.
Played by: Jessica Lundy
Appears in The Bubble Boy
Jerry is dating Naoimi and accidentally plays his voice mails infront of her and she hears George make a comment about her laugh sounding like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.
Later, Kramer and Naomi attempt to meet Jerry, Elaine, George, and Susan at Susan’s family’s home up country. But Kramer leaves his lit cigar near some old newspapers, which causes a fire that destroys the cabin.
Played by: Lisa Malkiewicz
Appears in The Cheever Letters
Jerry calls Elaine at work, but complains about her chatty secretary Sandra which causes her to quit.
So Elaine asks Jerry to apologize to Sandra and prevent her from quitting, and Jerry asks her out on a date. They end up going back to his apartment but Sandra leaves after they start talking dirty and Jerry crosses the line.
Played by: Jane Leeves
Appears in The Virgin and The Contest
Jerry’s new girlfriend Marla is a virgin. When Elaine meets Marla she educates Marla on the “normal behavior” of men after they’re done having sex with someone.
This makes Marla hesitant to have sex with Jerry. In a later episode Marla learns about “the contest” and leaves Jerry’s upset. While waiting on the street she is picked up by John F Kennedy Jr., who was outside waiting for Elaine.
Played by: Jennifer Campbell
Appears in The Pick
Jerry has a date with Tia Van Camp, the Calvin Klein model he met on a plane. After the date, Kramer discovers that Tia is wearing the perfume fragrance he invented called “The Ocean”.
Tia later dumps Jerry when she witnesses him picking his nose, but Jerry claims that he was only scratching it and there was no “nostril penetration.”
Played by: Paula Marshall
Appears in The Outing
While at the coffee shop, Elaine notices a woman in the next booth eavesdropping, and as a prank speaks to Jerry and George as if they were gay couple.
The eavesdropping woman turns out to be Sharon, a NYU reporter who is waiting to interview Jerry. Later, she visits Jerry’s apartment to conduct the interview and confirms her belief that they are a gay couple.
Eventually, they recognize her from the coffee shop, and deny that they are gay, “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
After some convincing Jerry and Sharon date, but George tries to act gay with Jerry in front of his girlfriend Allison to prove that they’re homosexuals so they can break up.
Played by: Anita Barone
Appears in The Shoes
Jerry went out with Gail 3 times and she didn’t even want to shake his hand, but kisses Kramer the first time he walks her home.
Kramer claims its all because he snubbed her. Gail is a chef at a local restaurant who helps Jerry and George get an impromptu meeting with Russell Dalrymple in exchange for a pair of Elaine’s ‘Botticelli’ shoes.
Played by: Teri Hatcher
Appears in The Implant
Elaine suspects that Jerry’s new girlfriend Sidra has fake breasts. When she meets her in a sauna at the gym, she accidentally trips into her and gets a feel.
Turns out “they’re real, and they’re spectacular.” Sidra thinks that Jerry sent his friend in the sauna to do that and storms out of his apartment.
Played by: Susan Walters
Appears in The Junior Mint
Jerry forgets the name of the woman he is dating and tries to guess it after she mentions that it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy, Jerry and George come up with possible names including: Aretha, Celeste, and Bovary.
Finally she presses him to say her name and Jerry guesses Mulva, causing her to storm out of his apartment.
As shes leaving, Jerry guesses Gipple and Loleola before coming to the realization…Dolores!
Played by: Elena Wohl
Appears in The Pilot (thanks to cahill48 for correcting the character/actress name )
Sandi is an actress who was hired to play Elaine in the Jerry pilot. To better understand the character she wants Jerry to treat her exactly as he treated Elaine.
She fools herself into thinking that she and Jerry are dating, and when he rejects her advances, she thinks he is breaking up with her to which Jerry is indifferent.
Played by: Anna Gunn
Appears in The Glasses
Not wearing his glasses, George thinks he recognizes Jerry’s girlfriend kissing Jeffrey, Jerry’s cousin. When George tells Jerry, he tries to get Amy to confess, but she denies it.
Jerry begins to wonder if George was mistaken about seeing Amy with Jeffrey when George mistakes an onion for an apple. “I don’t know what to believe! You’re eating unions, you’re spotting dimes, I don’t know what the hell is going on.”
(We loved Anna Gunn on Seinfeld so much we thought she deserved her own character spotlight.)
Played by: Marlee Matlin
Appears in The Lip Reader
Jerry picks up a BL at the tennis match and learns that she is deaf. Jerry tells Kramer about the beautiful lineswoman and Kramer claims to know sign language because he lived with a deaf cousin for a year.
When George learns that Laura can read lips he tries to get her to help him eavesdrop on his ex-girlfriend at a party.
Played by: Jennifer Coolidge
Appears in The Masseuse
Jerry wants a massage, but she “does not submit to forcible massage”
Jodi is Jerry’s girlfriend that is a masseuse but for some reason she refuses to give him a massage.
Jodi and Jerry go on a double date with George and his girlfriend Karen but later Jodi tells Jerry that she doesn’t like him. Jerry and Jodi break up when Jerry forces her give him a massage, because she does not submit to forcible massage.
Eventually George breaks up with Karen to pursue Jodi, declaring “this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.”
Played by: Kimberly Norris
Appears in The Cigar Store Indian
Jerry is interested in Elaine’s friend Winona who is Native American, but she gets offended when Jerry brings Elaine a cigar store Indian as a “peace offering” after they were arguing.
Jerry tries to make it up to Winona by taking her out on a date but he continues tripping over his words, making racially insensitive remarks by mistake.
Played by: Kimberley Campbell
Appears in The Conversion
While at his girlfriend Tawni’s, Jerry goes to the bathroom and looks in her medicine cabinet to find a tube of fungicide.
Jerry asks Elaine if her boyfriend who is a doctor can look at the tube to determine what its for, learning that it is medication for her cat Whiskers.
Played by: Jami Gertz
Appears in The Stall
Jerry’s new girlfriend Jane gets into an argument with Elaine when she refuses to lend her any toilet paper at a movie theater restroom.
Kramer recognizes Jane’s voice as Erica, a phone sex worker. After talking with Kramer, Jerry accuses Jane of being Erica but she denies it and breaks up with him.
Played by: Suzanne Snyder
Appears in The Pie
Jerry is confused when his girlfriend Audrey refuses to taste a bite of his pie and becomes obsessed with the incident.
While having dinner at Audrey’s fathers restaurant, Jerry notices that her father, Poppie, didn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom.
This causes Jerry to reject a slice of pizza in the same way that Audrey rejected the pie.
Played by: Courtney Cox
Appears in The Wife
Jerry’s girlfriend Meryl pretends to be his wife so she can get his 25% discount at the dry cleaners.
Jerry begins to like the idea of having a wife because it’s a great way to begin a sentence, such as “My wife has an inner ear infection.”
Jerry eventually cheats on Meryl with another woman so that he can give her the discount.
Played by: Melanie Smith
Appears in The Raincoats 1 & 2, The Hamptons, and The Opposite
With Jerry’s parents in town he is forced out of the house and makes out with Rachel while at the movies, but it was inappropriate because the movie was Schindler’s List.
Rachel also sees George naked in the Hamptons while changing out of his bathing suit, leaving George feeling short changed.
She ends up dumping Jerry, but he’s not bothered because he’s even Steven and everything always evens out for him.
Played by: Marguerite MacIntyre
Appears in The Chaperone
Jerry meets Miss. Rhode Island at a baseball game and asks her out. Unfortunately she needs a chaperone and they end up with Kramer.
Jerry meets Karen who is competing in the Miss America pageant as Miss Rhode Island and must be chaperoned on their date.
Kramer volunteers to chaperone and with his knowledge of Miss America pageants quickly becomes her personal coach.
Played by: Marita Gerahty
Appears in The Big Salad
Jerry learns that his new girlfriend Margaret used to date Newman, and he was the one who ended the relationship.
Jerry can’t understand how she could have gone out with Newman, and what must be wrong with her if he was the one who dumped her.
Played by: Angela Dohrmann
Appears in The Chinese Woman
Jerry strikes up a conversation with Donna Chang on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed and asks her out on a date, thinking she’s Chinese.
When Jerry finally meets Donna, he realizes she is not Chinese but shortened her last name from Changstein. Jerry gets annoyed and begins to think that Donna likes it when people mistake her for a Chinese woman.
Played by: Elina Löwensohn
Appears in The Gymnast
Jerry dates Katya, a former gymnast who won a silver medal at the 1984 Olympics. Kramer encourages him to have sex with her, because he assumes she is probably very flexible.
Jerry is disappointed with the sex, as there was nothing gymnastic about it, but he is committed to dating Katya for at least three more weeks. Jerry and Kramer go to the circus with Katya to watch Katya’s friend Misha perform on the tightrope.
In the circus’s restroom, Kramer finally passes his kidney stone, screaming so loudly that Misha falls from the high wire.
Appear in The Switch
When Jerry meets his girlfriend Sandy’s roomate Laura, he later tells George, that he intends to try the “switch”. George declares it is impossible: no one in Western history has ever switched a girlfriend for her roommate. They spend all night coming up with a plan to accomplish the switch. Finally, George comes up with the idea that Jerry suggest a menage a trois so that Sandy will be disgusted, break up with Jerry, and tell Laura, who in turn will feel flattered, paving the way for Jerry to date her. When Jerry suggests this, Sandy and Laura both agree, but Jerry won’t go through with it because he doesn’t want to become an “orgy guy.”
Played by: Renee Props
Appears in The Race
Jerry is excited to be dating a woman named Lois but learns that she works for Duncan Meyer, his old rival from a high school track race in ninth grade, Jerry got a head start that nobody noticed and won, but Duncan always accused him of cheating. While at Monk’s, Duncan protests the race and George turns up, pretending he has not seen Jerry in years, and backs Jerry’s story. Duncan still doesn’t believe it, and challenges Jerry to a rematch but Jerry is worried that his legend will die. Jerry refuses to participate in the race, until he learns that Duncan will fire Lois unless he agrees to race. Before the race Duncan tells Lois that if he loses, he’ll give her a two-week Hawaiian vacation. As the race is about to begin, Kramer’s car backfires and Jerry gets another head start, winning the race again.
Played by: Katherine LaNasa
Appears in The Beard
Jerry dates a female Sergeant, Sgt. Cathy Tierny. While at the police station, Sgt. Cathy wants him to take the poly to see if he watches Melrose Place. George tells Jerry how to beat the lie detector test, saying “its not a lie, if you believe it.” Jerry takes the lie detector test, but cracks under the pressure of when questioned about the plot developments in Melrose Place.
Played by Dana Wheeler-Nicholson
Appears in The Doodle
Shelly and Jerry go out on a double date with George and his gal pal Paula. Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he is eating pecans that were in Shelly’s mouth, aka semi-digested food stuffs, aka the masticated pecan incident.
Played by: Berta Waagfjord
Appears in The Diplomat’s Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at the airport Diplomat’s Club lounge after a quick stopover in Ithaca NY to wow some patrons at the local comedy club. Jerry gets nervous when his assistant mentions to him that his plane’s pilot is going to be in the audience. Jerry performs poorly causing the assistant to berate the pilot, which in turn causes the pilot to kick Jerry off his return flight to NYC. The whole ordeal delays Jerry and Bridget’ rendezvous. Bridget’s screen time is brief, but she makes the most of it.
Played by: Adelaide Miller
Appears in The Understudy
Gennice cries at inappropriate moments, like when she drops her frankfurter in the park. She’s also the understudy of Bette Midler.
Played by: Athena Massey
Appears in The Engagement
After asking Susan to marry him, George asks Jerry how things are with Melanie, but Jerry tells him they broke up because she eats her peas one at a time. George gets upset that Jerry reneged on the pact they made to change their lives.
Played by: Stacey Travis
Appears in The Wink
Jerry dates Elaine’s cousin Holly and orders salad at a steakhouse. Feeling that Holly looks at him as less of a man, he feels the need to eat more meat around her. She invite Jerry and Elaine over for dinner and serves mutton, which Jerry pretends to love but really spits out into Grandma Memma’s napkins.
Played by: Alexandra Wentworth
Appears in The Soup Nazi
Jerry begins to annoy George and Elaine with his PDA and baby talk with his new girlfriend Sheila. While at the soup stand, Sheila gets into an argument with the Soup Nazi for kissing in line and Jerry pretends not to know her so he can still get his soup. When George learns about Jerry’s decision, he admits he is annoyed with their behavior, so Jerry gets back together with Sheila. When George learns they are back together, he begins to behave similarly with Susan to express his disgust. Susan enjoys George publicly displaying his affections, and wants it to continue after Jerry ends his relationship with Sheila.
Played by: Jennifer Guthrie
Appears in The Sponge
Jerry meets a girl but never gets her number until he finds it on an AIDS walk list. When Jerry shares this with George, he tells Susan, who tells her friend, who tells another friend and the news reaches Jerry’s new girlfriend. Jerry realizes that George spilled the beans and tells him hes “out of the loop.” While at Lena’s apartment, Jerry finds a lifetime supply of contraceptive sponges and gets caught.
Played by: Lisa Deanne
Appears in The Seven
Jerry can’t figure out why his new girlfriend wears the same dress every time he sees her, so he tries to find out if she ever changes outfits. When he finally gets back to her apartment, he sees a photo of her wearing the same outfit from 1992. He finally goes looking through her closet to look for different outfits, but gets caught, and she dumps him before he can ever find out.
Played by:Samantha Smith
Appears in The Friars Club
Jerry goes out with Susan’s best friend and borrows a jacket for dinner at the Friar’s Club. He forgets to return the jacket after dinner and the Flying Santos Brothers end up using the jacket as part of their magic act. Jerry finds the Santos Brothers backstage and gets into an argument, only to learn they had given the real jacket back to Hallie.
Played by: Danette Tays
Appears in The Calzone
Jerry takes advantage of his new girlfriend Nicki’s looks to get anything she wants. With her, Jerry gets to cut in line at the movies and even gets Jerry out of a speeding ticket. He ends up losing her to Todd Gack when she return the Peruvian cigars that he gave to Jerry.
Played by: Janeane Garofalo
Appears in The Invitations & The Foundation
Jeannie prevents Jerry from getting hit by a car. Thanking her for saving his life Jerry asks her out and learns that they are very alike. She eats cereal, finds all the same things funny, and even has the same initials, JS. Jerry falls in love with her and asks her to marry him, but they eventually break it off.
Played by: Kim Myers
Appears in The Soul Mate
Jerry is dates Pam, but he is not gaga over her. When Kramer meets Pam, he does go gaga over her and when he talks to Jerry, he describes all her best qualities and Jerry realizes how great she really is and continues dating her. Kramer gets help from Newman who writes poetry for Kramer to use on Pam. Undecided, Jerry makes Pam choose between him and Kramer.
Played by: Kristin Bauer
Appears in The Bizarro Jerry
Jerry starts dating Gillian, attractive woman but she has man hands. Jerry decides the he wants to just be friends with Jillian, and she does like the idea too much. Jerry tries to get another picture of her from her purse so George can use it to pick up women but she grabs Jerry’s wrist, almost ripping his arm right out of the socket because of her strong hands.
Played by: A.J. Langer
Appears in The Fatigues
Jerry dates Abby and is interested to learn that she has a mentor. When he meets Abby’s mentor, Cynthia he finds out she is actually dating Bania.
After seeing Bania’s act, Abby loses respect for her mentor and eventually fires Cynthia which causes her to dump Bania causing him to turn to Jerry for advice, and Jerry agrees to be his mentor.
At the same time, Abby looks for a mentor and ends up choosing George.
side note: I love Eddie Sherman (Elaine’s employee who wears the military fatigues) in this episode. Elaine wants to fire him because he is always late with projects at the office.
Hey Eddie, if you do get fired at least you can save some money over at Salute Spot and their military discount website.
Played by: Christine Taylor
Appears in The Van Buren Boys
Jerry’s girlfriend, Ellen is beautiful and seems perfect in every way, but Jerry notices that she doesn’t seem to have many friends. Concerned that she may be the loser in her group he asks his friends and family for their impressions. Turns out that they all love Ellen and Jerry realizes that if they like her, then there must be something wrong with her.
Played by: Kristin Davis
Appears in The Pothole
Jerry accidentally knocks his new girlfriend Jenna’s toothbrush into the toilet, and she uses it before he can tell her. Being a germaphobe he can’t kiss Jenna since she used the toothbrush so he must come clean. In retaliation, Jenna decides to put something of Jerry’s in the toilet so he throws out almost everything he owns. Finally Jerry learns that the item she put in the toilet was his his toilet brush and they decide to stay together. However when George accidentally strikes a water main while digging up the road, he causes an eruption that sends water bursting out of Jenna’s toilet, soaking her in toilet water, causing Jerry to leave. Jenna later dates Bania in The Butter Shave.
Played by: Debra Messing
Appears in The Yada Yada
Jerry dates Beth who he later finds out is really racist.
Played by: Lauren Graham
Appears in The Millennium
Jerry becomes obsessed with Valerie’s ranking him on her speed dial.
Played by: Melinda Clarke
Appears in The Muffin Tops
Jerry accidentally shaves his chest, only to learn later that she loves the hairless look
Played by: Amanda Peet
Appears in The Summer of George
Jerry didn’t send out the invitations for her party in time
Played by: Sara Rose Peterson
Appears in The Voice
Jerry starts doing a voice for her belly button “Heeeello”. But now he must choose between her and the voice
Played by: Lori Loughlin
Appears in The Serenity Now
Believing that Jerry shows no emotions, she encourages him to get angry
Played by: Julia Pennington
Appears in The Merv Griffin Show
She won’t let Jerry play with her antique toy collection so Jerry gets her drunk so he can play
Played by: Marcia Cross
Appears in The Slicer
After claiming that she saves lives as a dermatologist Jerry calls her “pimple popper MD”, forgetting about skin cancer
Played by: Justine Miceli
Appears in The Betrayal
George used to date Nina but Jerry ends up kissing her during an awkward pause. George learns this by getting Elaine drunk on schnapps, opening up her vault.
Played by: Kathleen McClellan
Appears in The Apology
When Melissa begins to walk around naked in front of Jerry, he begins to see too much.
Played by: Karen Fineman
Appears in The Strike – A Festivus for the rest of Us!
Jerry meets Gwen at a Tim Whatley party and shes looks beautiful. Unfortunately shes a “two face” and looks hideous in some light. Jerry decides that she always looks best at the coffee shop. So he continues to only bring her there causing Gwen to think Jerry is dating someone else. Lucky for her, Kramer helps her with a Festivus Miracle by bringing her and Jerry together during Festivus Dinner at the Costanzas,
Played by: Cindy Ambuehl
Appears in The Burning
Jerry learns that Sophie has a secret she calls “the tractor story.” Turns out, she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit, and she call THAT the tractor story!
Played by: Julia Campbell
Appears in The Frogger (thanks to Island-pass for identifying )
Lisi is a sentence finisher. It’s like dating Mad Libs! Jerry wants to break up with her, then discovers she lives in the Riverside Park area where ‘The Lopper’.
Played by: Angela Featherstone
Appears in The Maid
Jerry hires Cindy as his maid, but when he starts sleeping with her he can’t tell if he’s paying her to clean or for sex.
And there you have it!