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Inventory of Every Item in Kramer’s Apartment

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Ever wonder whats in Kramer’s apartment? No? Well, we did.

We took it upon ourselves to create an inventory of every single item that appear in his apartment throughout the series.

Turns out, there’s around 400+ unique items in there.

Admittedly, there are items that we couldn’t identify, so we encourage reader’s feedback on if we missed something. Tweet me @KramerApartment

This post took us a LONG time, so please share it with your friends if you found it mildly entertaining.

Summary:

  • First appearance: ‘The Apartment’, season 2, ep. 5 (see how his apartment evolved over time)
  • Final appearance: ‘The Bookstore’, season 9, ep. 17
  • Our favorite item: a photo of Jerry and Kramer on New Years Eve
  • Most expensive item: the Farbman chest
  • Largest item: a blue hot tub
  • Most common character: Jerry (the complete list of characters in Kramer’s apartment here)
  • Most common item: Potted plants

Items in ABC Order

Click here to skip to images from each episode.

“bad chicken” sign
“kenny come back” sign
“one way” sign
“yardage” sign
10 cent sign
3D wood carving of a motorcyle
action figure
african mask
alarm clock reading
american flag
back lufa
back scratcher
bag of golf clubs
bag of jerrys trash
bag of potato chips
bamboo thing
bar of soap
bars of soap
baseball
bed with dark wood headboard
beige comforter
beige shirt
bizare lamp
bizare light
bizare light lamp
bizarre lamp
black framed painting
black framed painting of a bountiful dinner table
black framed picture
black framed picture of tickets
black framed picture of water jugs
black ski boot
black ski boots
black speaker
black thing
blue and white comforter
blue and white hanging shirt
blue bath robe
blue blanket
blue bottle
blue bowl of spaghetti
blue couch
blue folding chairs
blue hot tub
blue mattress sheet
blue pillow
blue pillows
blue plate
blue shirt
blue skis
blue sparling curtian backdrop
blue towel
book
book shelf
books
boombox
boot
bottle of beer
bottle of conditioner
bottle of dish soap
bottle of saki
bottle of shampoo
bottle of water
bottle of wine
bottles of body wash and shampoos
bottles of saki
box
box of apricots
box of cookies
box of soap
box thing
box with “521” on it
boxes on shelf
boxing gloves
brown blanket
brown box
brown comforter w white stripes
brown hanging jacket
brown hanging shirt
brown haning jacket
brown jacket
brown rolled up jacket
brown shoes
brown stiped comforter
brown striped comforter
brown towel
bug zapping lamp
bulletin board
cabinet w shelf
cabinet w shelves
camera
can industrial size beeferino
can of apricots
can of diet coke
can of hairspray
can of shaving cream
candle in white holder
canteen
car bench seat sofa
car bench sofa
cardboard box
ceramic fish
charcoal grill
cheetah lamp shade
cheetah print sofa
chemistry book
chicken eggs (cracked and dripping down wall)
chicken wire
chordless phone
cigar
clarkman garbage disposal
clarkman garbage disposal manual
clock radio
clown vase
colorful shower curtian
composition notebook
cookie tin
cordless phone
corkboard w pinned pictures
cow statue
deflated football
dish bowls
dixie cup
drinking cups
drum of oil
earmuffs
earphones
empty margarita glass
empty vhs case
empty wood framed picture
fan
farman dresser
fern
fish bowl full of corks
fishbowl of wine corcks
folder shirts
folding lawn chair
folding tv tray table
football
fork
framed 3d image of a wooden house
framed painting

framed painting of a bountiful dinner table
framed picture of forest w hawk
framed picture of fruit
framed pictures
fuscile elaine
fuscile george
fuscile jerry
fuscile kramer
fuscile person
garden hose
gery hat “like joe friday in dragnet”
glass chairs w grey cushion
glass coffee table
globe
gold framed picture
golf bag and clubs
granite background
granite end tables
green ant farm
green blanket
green cabinet with shelves
green candle
green hanging shirt
green lufa
green watering can
grey and white hanging shirt
grey golf bag w golf clubs
grey sport coat
grey three piece suit
handful of cash
hanging blue back w black strap
hanging blue back w black strap1 pair earmuffs
hanging blue thing
hanging blue yellow and white shirt
hanging brown jacket
hanging button down shirt
hanging checked coat
hanging checked jacket
hanging jacket
hanging jackets
hanging lamp
hanging lantern
hanging long sleeve button down shirt
hanging purse
hanging red and white striped shirt
hanging shirt
hanging shirts
hanging white hat
hanging white, yellow and blue shirt
hawaiian shirt
head of lettuce
home enema kit
hot tub
ice bucket
inflated balloons
injured squirrel
jar of peanut butter
jungfrau railway poster
jungfrau railway sign
kenny rogers roaster drinks
kitchen pot
lambaster
lamp
lamp with white shade
lit candles
lit cigar
lit sparkler
little jerry seinfeld
live hawk
magazine
magazines
marble table
mattress w blue sheets
mattress w white sheets
measuring cup
metal white potted plant rack
mini tv w antena
miniture wood barrel
model airplane
model car in box
monkey statue
multicolored lamp – white shade
multicolored thing
multicolored tv stand
native american lamp
newspaper
newspapers
numerous servings of kenny rogers chicken
old fashioned lacrosse stick
old fashioned red tv
old tennis racket
open bottle of white wine
orange “open trench” sign
orange candle
oval wood framed mirror
painting of a scorpian
painting of colors
painting of mountain
pair of shoes
paper cup
photo of man
photography backdrop
photography lamp
picture of jerry and kramer at new years party
picture of jerry seinfeld
pink candle
pink towel
plant
plants
plastic bucket
plyers
pot
potted plant
potted plants
potted plants (destroyed)
radio
random books
red and black “merv griffin show” sign
red and sparkled “merv griffin show” backdrop
red and white hanging shirt
red and yellow boa
red candle in wire stand
red model car
red pillow
red sofa
red stage w white stripe and white lightblubs
red thing
red thing on cabinet
red towel
red towels
red white and blue towel
roll of toilet paper
rolled up green jacket
rolled up newspaper
rolling pin
rug
saki shot glasses
screen door
shoulder pads
shower curtian
shower head
shower rack
silver fork
single shoe
ski boot
ski boot rack
ski boots
ski painting
small potted plant
snowshoes
soaps in bottle
speaker
sponge
spoon
spray bottle of water
stack of magazines
stack of newspapers
stack of yellow notecard
stacks of magazines
stacks of newspapers
stained glass globe
standing lamp w cheetah print shade
starfish
sticks of butter
sticky note to “call lomez”
sticky note to “call mom”
strainer
stuffed orange dice
swimming trophy
table
tape recorder
television set
tennis racket
throw pillows
tiki lamp shade
tin sign “elevator forsigtig”
toilet paper
tripod
trophy
tv guide
unidentified white red and black
unit candles
unlit candle
unlit candles
vinate shelf with wood fram
vinate shelf with wood frame
vintage shelf behind sofa
wall clock
wall mounted candle stick holder
wall mounted lamp
wall mounted lamp w blue shade
wall mounted lamp w white shade
wall mounted wooden shelf
water pump iron frame
water thermometer
wedding ring
western union oil rig double deck end table
white and black thing
white and blue megaphone
white and red hanging shirt
white blue and yellow hanging shirt
white bottle
white box
white candle in stand
white comforter
white eye mask
white framed picture of flowers
white hanging shirt
white pillow
white pillows
white plush rug
white sheet
white shower rack
white sign
white sneakers w blue stripe
white thing
white things
white throw rug
white tin sign
white towel
wicker chair with blue cushion
wind chime
wine bottle
wire man in tux
wire metal rack for potted plants
wire person wearing a tuxedo
wood
wood bedside table
wood bedside table w drawers
wood benches
wood cabinet w drawers
wood cabinet w shelves
wood coat rack
wood coffee table
wood crutch
wood end table
wood framed black picture
wood framed blue picture
wood framed clown picture
wood framed painting of forest
wood framed peg board with pictures
wood framed picture
wood framed picture of a river
wood framed picture of forest
wood framed picture of jugs
wood framed picture of winter landscape
wood framed pictures
wood headboard
wood painting
wood screen
wood shelf
wood side table
wood side table w drawers
wood snow shoes
wood stick lamp
wood table
wood table w books on it
wood tobacco pipe and accesories
wood towel rack
wood wall rack
woode framed 3d image of a wooden house
wooden bench
wooden framed picture of winter pine trees
wooden rack with ceramic fish
wooden screen
wooden shelf
wooden statues
wooden wire frame shelf
yellow “slow”sign
yellow books
yellow chordless phone
yellow road sign
yellow ski boot stand
yellow ski boot standing rack
yellow thing on cabinet

Season 2

The Apartment:

George decides to conduct a sociological experiment using Kramer’s mother’s old wedding ring.

1 wood framed picture
1 wooden coat rack
1 hanging lamp
1 wedding ring

 

The Statue:

Jerry gets his house cleaned by Elaine’s friend Ray. When he learns that Ray stole a statue from Jerry’s apartment, Kramer decides to “go get em.”

1 wood shelf
1 blue blanket
1 grey three piece suit

1 pair of brown shoes
1 gery hat “like joe friday in dragnet”
1 wall mounted candler holder

1 hanging lantern
1 green cabinet with shelves

 

The Deal:

When Jerry and Elaine start sleeping together, Kramer gives Elaine the bench that she has been wanting for her birthday. This makes Jerry look like her uncle when he gives Elaine cash as a gift.

1 wall mounted lamp
1 wall mounted candle stick holder
1 empty wood picture frame

1 box with “521” on it
1 folding tv tray table
1 wall mounted lamp

1 wall mounted candle stick holder
1 empty wood picture frame
1 hanging lantern

 

Season 3

The Dog:

Jerry agree to look after Farfel the dog when his owner has a medical condition on an airplane.

the-dog-1

1 wood
1 wall mounted candle stick holder
1 folding tv tray table

 

The Library:

Kramer seduces a librarian from the New York Library, while Lt. Bookman hounds Jerry for an overdue library book from 1976, Tropic of Cancer.

1 composition notebook
1 wall mounted candle holder
1 empty wood framed picture
books

 

The Suicide:

Jerry is seeing his neighbors girlfriend while his neighbor Martin is in a comma. Newman finds out and can’t wait to tell him, while Kramer can’t wait to ask him for his vacuum cleaner back.

1 wall mounted candle holder
1 black framed painting of a bountiful dinner table
1 black framed painting
1 bag of Jerrys trash

 

The Keys:

When Kramer abuses his use of Jerry’s spare key, Jerry takes it away and Kramer splits for the coast. Yeah thats right La La Land.

the-keys-1

The dark abyss

 

Season 4

The Trip (Part 2):

Jerry is a guest on the tonight show and George accompanies him to LA. While in California they find Kramer and convince him to come home. When he does, Jerry gives him back his spare key.

the-trip-part-2-1

1 framed painting

 

The Ticket:

Newman contests a speeding ticket and needs Kramer to be his star witness, testifying that Newman was rushing home to save him from killing himself because he was never able to become a banker.

1 framed picture
1 wood crutch

1 tennis racket
1 cardboard box

1 framed painting of a bountiful dinner table

 

The Wallet:

When Jerry’s parents are in town visiting, Kramer tells them that Crazy Joe Davola is after him.

the-wallet-1

1 wood framed picture of jugs
1 old tennis racket

 

The Watch:

Elaine tries to break up with her boyfriend/psychologist Dr. Reston, so she asks Kramer to call Reston and tell him to cease and desist

1 green blanket
4 throw pillows
1 chemistry book
books
newspapers
2 granite end tables
1 old fashioned red tv
1 multicolored lamp – white shade
1 framed picture of fruit
granite background
1 ice bucket
1 tv guide
1 multicolored tv stand
1 multicolored lamp – white shade
1 framed picture of fruit
1 blue couch
books

 

The Contest:

Kramer loses “the contest”, but he ends up getting with the naked woman from across the street.

1 white pillow
1 red pillow

1 mattress w white sheet
1 white sheet

1 beige comforter

The Smelly Car:

Jerry gets his car valeted, but the attendant reeks up the car with BO.

the-smelly-car-1

1 black framed picture of water jugs
1 wood framed picture
1 box
1 book shelf

The Pilot:

Kramer needs to go #2 while auditioning for the Jerry pilot. When he has to hold it in, he learns that he may have missed his chance.

1 home enema kit
1 pink towel
1 oval wood framed mirror

1 roll of toilet paper
1 can of shaving cream
1 can of hairspray
1 stack of magazines

 

Season 5

The Conversion:

Kramer has the Kavorka, and he lures sister Roberta away from the Latvian Orthodox church.

1 brown rolled up jacket
1 black thing
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 green hanging shirt
1 picture of Jerry Seinfeld
1 black thing
1 grey and white hanging shirt
1 yellow ski boot stand
1 hanging white hat
1 wood framed picture

The Marine Biologist:

Kramer finds a bunch of Titleist golf balls and spends the day at the beach hitting balls into the ocean. He makes a hole-in-one when he hits a ball into the blowhole of a whale who becomes beached.

Luckily George is pretending to be a Marine Biologist to impress a woman and saves the whale at her request.

1 wood coat rack
1 dixie cup
1 hanging jacket
1 wood framed picture
something behind kramer
1 rolled up green jacket
1 picture of Jerry Seinfeld
1 boot

 

Season 6

The Big Salad:

Kramer plays golf with ex-baseball player, Steve Gendason, and they get into an argument when  Gendason cleans his ball on his second shot (not on the green).

The altercation leaves both men irate, and Kramer suspects that he may have killed Pinkus the dry clearner in a rage. Poor little Pinkus.

the-big-salad-1

1 swimming trophy
1 woden shelf
1 wooden coat rack
1 wooden framed picture
1 wooden coat rack
1 wooden framed picture
wooden cabinet w/ doors

 

The Gymnast:

Kramer encourages Jerry to have sex with Katya the Romanian gymnast because she is so flexible.

Kramer also introduces Mr. Pitt to 3D art and discovers  a sharp pain in his groin that turns out to be a kidney stone.

the-gymnast-1

1 wood shelf
1 swimming trophy
1 wood coat rack
1 red boa
1 hanging blue back w black strap1 pair earmuffs
1 golf bag and clubs
1 cookie tin
1 wood framed picture
1 wood cabinet w doors

 

The Soup:

Kramer decides to get rid of his refrigerator and only eat fresh foods. When he starts to date a heavy woman, he raids Jerry’s fridge to satisfy her hunger.

the-soup-1

1 wood shelf
1 monkey statue

1 wood coat rack
1 hanging blue back w black strap

1 brown hanging jacket

 

The Label Maker:

Kramer and Newman play Risk and embark on an extended game of world domination, leaving the board in Jerry’s apartment which is neutral, like Switzerland.

the-label-maker-1

1 wood shelf
1 monkey statue
1 wood coat rack
1 hanging blue back w black strap

 

The Kiss Hello:

Kramer puts each tenant of the building’s picture and name up in the lobby so everybody will know each other by name. Elaine also tries to get Kramer to tell her friend that her hair do is out of date, unfortunately Kramer tells her that he likes it and encourages her not to change it.

1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 wood framed picture
1 wood cabinet w doors

 

Season 7

The Engagement:

Kramer helps Elaine silence her neighbor’s dog that barks at night and keeps her from sleeping. When they enlist the help of Newman to take the dog up to the country, the police find a piece of fabric from Kramer’s shirt from Rudy’s and show up at his apartment.

the-engagement-1a

1 wood coat rack
1 white and red hanging shirt
1 brown haning jacket
table

 

The Wink:

Some pulp from Jerry’s grapefruit gets into George’s eye which causes to involuntarily wink. Kramer promises a sick boy that Paul O’Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George’s wink.

the-wink-1

1 Hawaiian shirt
1 pot
1 red boa

The Hot Tub:

Kramer has a hot tub installed in his apartment. While taking a soak he falls asleep and the heat pump breaks so he gets an industrial strength heat pump installed in his apartment.

The heat pump ends up shorting out the power in the building causing Jerry’s alarm clock to go out and Jean Paul Jean Paul to be late for the Marathon.

1 wood shelf
1 kitchen pot
1 pair of earmuffs
1 ski boot
1 african mask
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 cabinet w shelf
2 stacks of newspaper
1 water thermometer
1 starfish
1 wood screen
1 brown box
9 lit candles
1 open bottle of white wine
1 empty margarita glass
1 red white and blue towel
1 yellow road sign
2 potted plants
1 white eye mask
2 wood benches
1 blue hot tub
1 white pillow
3 lit candles
1 small potted plant
1 fish bowl full of corks
1 blue hot tub
8 lit candles
2 potted plants
1 wood framed picture
1 wood painting
1 wood stick lamp
2 wood framed picture
1 ski painting
9 unlit candles
1 white eye mask
2 potted plants
1 wood table
random books
4 unit candles
2 potted plants
1 blue bath robe
3 unlit candles
1 red white and blue towel
2 plants
3 framed pictures4 unlit candles
1 unlit candle
4 potted plants
1 white pillow
1 water pump iron frame
3 framed pictures
5 unlit candles
1 fishbowl of wine corcks
2 plants
1 wood table w books on it
2 yellow books
5 plants
1 photo of man
8 unlit candles
3 wood framed pictures
2 snowshoes
1 ceramic fish
1 wood towel rack
1 african mask
1 pair earmuffs
1 ski boot
9 unlit candles
5 plants
4 framed pictures
1 wood wall rack
1 cow statue
1 rug
5 framed pictures
1 corkboard w pinned pictures
7 potted plants
1 bottle of wine
1 jungfrau railway sign
1 native american lamp
1 wood side table w drawers
newspapers
1 wood headboard
1 white pillow
1 blue pillow
1 mattress w blue sheet
1 white comforter
1 white sheet
1 brown blanket

 

The Pool Guy:

Kramer gets a new phone number, 555-FILK, which people mistakenly call trying to reach Moviefone. So Kramer starts looking up movies for people because as he says, “I’ve got time.”

1 car bench sofa
1 green ant farm
1 vinate shelf with wood frame
Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer
1 bizare light

1 chordless phone
newspaper
1 plant
1 oil rig side table
1 large fuscile man
1 wood framed picture
1 woode framed 3D image of a wooden house
1 plant
newspaper

 

The Sponge:

Kramer takes part in an AIDS walk, but he refuses to wear a ribbon. This enrages the other walkers, especially Bob and Cedric.

1 wood framed blue picture
1 plant
1 radio
chicken wire
white box
1 kitchen pot
1 wood coat rack
1 white and red hanging shirt
1 brown hanging shirt
1 wood framed picture
1 bottle of beer
1 pair earmuffs
1 box of apricots
1 ski boot
1 african mask
4 folder shirts
yellow ski boot stand
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 swimming trophy
1 wood cabinet w drawers
1 cabinet w shelves
2 stacks of newspaper
handful of cash

 

The Rye:

Kramer takes over a friend’s horse-drawn carriage for a week and agrees to take Susan’s parents on a hansom cab ride through Central Park as a distraction while George puts a marble rye back in their apartment.

1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 can of apricots
1 swimming trophy
1 kitchen pot
1 african mask
1 red and white hanging shirt

1 wood framed picture
1 can industrial size beeferino
1 fork
1 white box
1 bag of golf clubs
chicken wire
1 white box
earmuffs
1 ski boot
1 model car in box
1 paper cup
1 wood cabinet w drawers
1 wood cabinet w shelfs
2 stacks of newspapers

 

The Cadillac:

Plaza Cable tries to schedule an appointment with Kramer when they realize he is getting HBO for free.

Now that Kramer has them right where he wants them, he evades the cable guy, giving him a taste of his own medicine.

1 oil rig double decker end table
1 chordless phone
1 wood framed picture
1 bizare light
1 vintage shelf behind sofa
1 car bench seat sofa
1 white pillow
1 newspaper
1 potted plant

1 car bench seat sofa
1 green ant farm
1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”
1 wire person wearing a tuxedo
1 wood end table
1 gold framed picture
Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer
1 wood framed picture of winter landscape

1 potted plant
1 gold framed picture
1 boombox
1 “yardage” sign
2 wood framed picture
1 framed 3D image of a wooden house
1 hanging jacket

 

The Shower Head:

When they install new low flow shower heads in the building, Jerry, Kramer, and Newman shop the black market for high pressure Yugosalvian shower heads. They settle on the Commando 450, used for Elephants in the circus.

1 wood shelf
1 kitchen pot
1 african mask
stuff on cabinets
1 wood cabinet w shelfs
1 stack of newspaper

1 shower curtian
1 shower head
1 white framed picture of flowers
1 black framed picture
1 blue bottle
1 white bottle

1 bottle of shampoo
1 bottle of conditioner
1 shower rack
1 bar of soap
1 sponge

 

The Friar’s Club:

Kramer decides to try the Da Vinci sleep cycle and becomes sleep deprived. He falls asleep while making out with his girlfriend Connie who thinks he is dead and calls her friends to come by and dump Kramers body into the East River.

1 potted plant
1 car bench seat sofa
1 green ant farm
1 vintage shelf behind sofa
1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”
1 wood coffee table
1 gold framed picture
Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer
1 bizarre lamp
stack of magazines
1 chordless phone

 

The Calzone:

Kramer raves about wearing clothes “straight out of the dryer” so he begins to use Jerry’s oven to warm his clothes.

the-calzone-1

1 kitchen pot
1 wooden shelf

chicken wire
magazines

1 wooden coat rack
1 African mask

The Bottle Deposit:

Newman learns that bottles and cans can be refunded for 10 cents in Michigan but Kramer warns him that his plan will never work because of the cost of travel, but Newman introduces the idea of using his mail truck to redeem the cans, making the margins much healthier.

chicken wire
box of cookies
1 kitchen pot
magazines
1 wooden shelf
1 wooden coat rack
1 hanging jacket

 

Season 8

The Package:

Kramer convinces Jerry to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty by collecting insurance money from the post office, but Newman is on the case.

1 car bench sofa
1 oil rig side table
1 large fuscile man
1 boombox
1 camera
1 photogrphy backdrop
1 photography lamp
1 red sofa
1 tripod
1 fan
1 car bench sofa
1 stack of amgazines
1 boombox
1 red sofa
1 photography backdrop
1 large fuscile man
1 oil rig side table
1 lamp
1 bizare light
1 vintage shelf behind sofa
1 car bench sofa
3 stacks of magazines
1 bizare light
1 vintage shelf behind sofa
1 framed picture
1 large fusicle man
1 boombox
1 oil rig side table
1 photography backdrop
1 photography lamp
1 red sofa
1 tripod
1 wood frmaed picture
1 cheetah lamp shade
1 white tin sign
1 car bench sofa
1 cheetah print sofa
6 books
1 wood side table
1 wire man in tux
3 stacks of magazines
1 marble table
1 tripod
1 photography backdrop
1 camera
1 wine bottle
1 fan

 

The Checks:

Kramer meets Japanese businessmen on vacation and takes them on a tour of New York.

When he encourages them to spend all of their money on expensive clothing and souvenirs they must stay with Kramer in the drawers of his Farbman chest.

1 red thing
1 red boa
1 pair of shoes
rolling pin?
shoulder pads?
1 single shoe
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 blue shirt
1 hawiian shirt
earphones
1 beige shirt
1 potted plant
1 wooden cabinet w doors
1 wooden cabinet with drawers
1 red model car
unidentified white red and black
newspapers
4 wooden statues
1 lamp with white shade
1 african mask
1 painting of a scorpian
1 white and blue megaphone
1 wood framed picture
1 fern
1 pair of stuffed orange dice
1 clown vase
1 pair of boxing gloves
1 Farman dresser
1 standing lamp with cheetah print shade

1 wooden end table
1 car bench seat sofa
1 potted plant
1 wood framed clown picture
1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”
2 wood framed pictures
1 wicker chair with blue cushion
1 african mask
1 clown vase
1 pair of boxing gloves
1 Farman dresser
1 white and blue megaphone
1 wood framed picture
1 stuffed orange dice
1 magazine
1 standing lamp with cheetah print
3 red towels
2 bottles of saki
4 saki shot glasses
1 cigar
1 Hot Tub
2 potted plants
1 orange candle
1 pink candle
1 green candle
1 red candle in wire stand
1 wooden screen
1 wooden framed picture of winter pine trees
1 wooden framed picture
1 framed panoramic picture of forest w hawk

1 white eye mask
1 pair of wood snow shoes
1 wooden rack with ceramic fish
1 painting of colors
1 wood framed picture of a river
1 wood framed painting of forest
1 painting of mountan
1 plant
1 hot tub
1 red towel
1 bottle of saki
1 back lufa
1 candle in white holder
2 white things
1 multicolored thing
1 wood framed peg board with pictures
1 wooden screen
1 wooden framed picture of winter pine trees
1 wooden framed picture
1 framed panoramic picture of forest w hawk
1 white thing
1 white eye mask
1 pair of wood snow shoes
1 wooden rack with ceramic fish
1 white thing
1 brown towel
1 white eye mask
3 bottles of saki
4 saki shot glasses
1 white towel

1 bamboo thing
1 wooden bench
1 red towel
1 white candle in stand
1 back lufa
1 box of soap
1 box thing
1 multicolored thing
1 plant
1 wood framed picture of forest
1 wood framed picture of a river
2 wood framed pictures
1 potted plant
1 standing lamp with cheetah print
1 potted plant
1 western union oil rig double deck end table
large fuscile person with mic
1 3d wood carving of a motorcyle
1 10cent sign
1 wood framed picture
1 bizare light lamp
1 green ant farm
strange setup above his sofa
1 white plush rug
1 wood coffee table

 

The Chicken Roaster:

A Kenny Rogers Roaster chicken restaurant opens across the street and the bright red light from the sign beams right into Kramer’s apartment taking a toll on Kramer’s sleeping schedule. Kramer proposes that he and Jerry swap apartments.

1 potted plant
1 model airplane
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 hanging jacket
1 pair of ear muffs
2 hanging shirts
1 wood cabinet w/ drawers
1 wood framed picture
1 potted plant

1 jar of peanut butter
1 action figure
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 wood cabinet w shelves
1 JungFrau railway poster
1 wood framed black picture
1 black framed picture
1 bed with dark wood headboard
1 mattress w blue sheets
1 blue and white comforter
2 blue pillows
2 magazines
1 serving of Kenny Rogers chicken
1 wood bedside table w drawers
1 kenny rogers roaster drinks
1 native american lamp – white shade
1″bad chicken” sign
1 “kenny come back” sign

 

The Little Jerry:

When Jerry bounces a check at Marcelino’s bodega he posts the bounced check in the window of the store.

In order to take the check down Kramer must enter his rooster, Little Jerry Seinfeld, into an underground cock fight.

little jerry seinfeld
1 pair of ski boots
1 ski boot rack
1 canteen

1 white box
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 earmuffs
1 brown hanging jacket
1 white hanging shirt

 

The Money:

Kramer seeks advice from Frank Costanza when he has trouble sleeping next to his girlfriend because she has “the Jimmy legs.”

Frank lets Kramer in on a little secret to his marital success, sleeping in separate beds.

1 alarm clock reading “12:30”
2 white pillows
1 white sheet
1 brown comforter w white stripes
1 book

1 magazine
1 wood side table w drawers
1 alarm clock reading “3:30”
1 alarm clock reading “5:11”
1 Native american lamp
1 mattress w white sheet
1 alarm clock reading “5:30”
1 wood side table w drawers

 

The Comeback:

While watching The Other Side of Darkness, Kramer decides that he needs a living will incase he is ever in a coma.

1 “yardage” sign
1 car bench seat sofa
1 green ant farm
1 vintage shelf behind sofa
1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”
1 wire person wearing a tuxedo
1 wood end table
1 wood framed picture
1 vinate shelf with wood frame
Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer
1 woode framed 3D image of a wooden house
1 Wood framed picture
1 blue bowl of spaghetti
1 silver fork
1 television set
1 empty VHS case

 

The Van Buren Boys:

Kramer gets into trouble with the Van Buren boys but escapes when he accidentally flashes their gang sign (the number 8, as Martin Van Buren was the eighth president). Kramer also sells Peterman his personal stories for $750.the-van-buren-boys-1

1 car bench seat sofa
1 vinate shelf with wood fram
Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer

 

The Susie:

Kramer has a gambling problem so he wants Jerry to place bets with his friend Mike the bookie on his behalf. When Jerry wins and Mike is unable to pay, Jerry accidentally breaks his thumbs.

1 wood framed picture
1 wood cabinet w shelfs
1 boombox
2 black ski boots
1 yellow ski boot stand
1 wooden shelf
1 wooden coat rack
1 brown hanging jacket
1 red boa
1 wall mounted lamp w white shade
1 trophy
1 bulletin board

 

The Pothole:

Kramer adopts a one-mile piece of the Arthur Burkhardt Expressway through the Adopt a Highway program.

1 orange “open trench” sign
1 yellow “slow”sign
1 “one way” sign
2 blue pillows
1 brown stiped comforter
1 blue mattress sheet
1 wood bedside table
1 clock radio
1 stack of magazines
1 stack of newspapers
1 cordless phone

 

The Millennium:

Kramer competes with Newman for his Millennium New Years ever party. He also help Elaine try to put Putumayo out of business using his alias, H.E. Pennypacker.

1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 set of earmuffs
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 potted plant
4 blue folding chairs
2 black ski boots
1 yellow ski boot stand
1 wood shelf
1 wall mounted lamp w white shade
1 wood cabinet w shelf
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 hanging long sleeve button down shirt
1 red boa
1 boombox
1 miniture wood barrel
1 black ski boot
1 pair earmuffs
1 hanging white, yellow and blue shirt
1 potted plant
1 wood cabinet w doors
5 blue folding chairs
7 inflated balloons
2 black ski boots
1 yellow ski boot stand
1 wood shelf
1 white and black thing
1 wood cabinet w shelf
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 hanging long sleeve button down shirt
1 red and yellow boa
1 potted plant
1 pair of earmuffs
2 white pillows
1 white sheet
1 black framed picture of tickets?
1 brown striped comforter
1 wood bedside table
1 picture of Jerry and Kramer at New Years party
1 stack of magazines
1 stack of newspapers
1 wood shelf
1 wall mounted lamp
1 hanging button down shirt
1 wood cabinet w shelf
1 red boa
1 radio
1 football
1 black thing
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 white blu and yellow shirt
1 pair of earmuffs
1 potted plant
1 wood cabinet w doors
red thing on cabinet

 

Season 9

The Butter Shave:

Kramer finds that butter is better for his skin than shaving cream. He decides to use it all over his body and accidentally falls asleep while tanning on the roof. Newman becomes interested in eating Kramer when he smells him cooking in the butter.

8 wood framed pictures
2 wall mounted wooden shelf
1 ceramic fish
1 pair of snowshoes
3 lit candles
4 potted plants
1 wicker chair
1 blue plate
2 sticks of butter
1 blue towel
1 hot tub
1 old fashioned lacrosse stick
1 wooden screen
1 wooden bench
2 lit candles
1 unlit cande
1 lambaster
1 stack of newspapers
1 book
1 bottle of wine
1 stack of magazines
1 tiki lamp shade
1 stained glass globe

The Voice:

Kramer hires an assistant to help him get things done with Kramerica Industries. With the help of his new assistant Darrin, they develop an oil tanker bladder system with the goal of putting an end to maritime oil spills.

1 drum of oil
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 hanging shirt
1 lamp w white shade
1 car bench seat sofa
1 bizare lamp
1 green ant farm
4 fuscile jerry, george elaine kramer
1 wooden wire frame shelf
1 fuscile person
1 globe
1 deflated football
1 red boa
1 book
1 wooden shelf
1 wooden coat rack
1 hanging red and white striped shirt
1 hanging blue yellow and white shirt
1 red and yellow boa
1 yellow ski boot standing rack
1 wood cabinet w drawers
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 wood framed picture
1 brown jacket
1 wood framed picture
1 speaker
1 book

 

The Serenity Now:

Kramer installs a screen door at his apartment to give it “the cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA,” turning the hallway into a front porch.

1 deflated football
1 red boa
1 book
1 wooden shelf
1 wooden coat rack
1 wood framed picture
1 blue and white hanging shirt
1 screen door
1 american flag
1 bug zapping lamp
1 wind chime
1 spray bottle of water
1 potted plant
1 wall mounted lamp w blue shade
1 wooden crutch
1 wooden cabinet w drawers
1 red and yellow boa
7 potted plants
1 folding lawn chair
1 charcoal grill
1 wire metal rack for potted plants
1 set of blue skis
1 hanging red and white striped shirt
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 light sparkler
1 potted plant
9 potted plants
1 wire metal rack for potted plants
1 boombox
1 metal white potted plant rack
wood tobacco pipe and accesories
5 potted plants
1 white blue and yellow hanging shirt
1 brown hanging jacket
1 plastic bucket
1 red and yellow boa
1 baseball
1 garden hose
9 potted plants (destroyed)
1 green watering can
several rolls of TP’d toilet paper
3 chicken eggs (cracked and dripping down wall)

 

The Merv Griffin Show:

Kramer discovers the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster and pretends to host the show in his apartment.

1 grey golf bag w golf clubs
1 set of blue skis
1 wood framed picture
1 car bench sofa
1 green ant farm
1 vinate shelf with wood fram
Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine
1 white sign
1 wood framed picture
1 red stage w white stripe and white lightblubs
1 glass coffee table
4 glass chairs w grey cushion
1 red and sparkled “Merv Griffin Show” backdrop
1 red and black “merv Griffin Show” sign
1 blue sparling curtian backdrop
1 grey sport coat
1 bag of potato chips
1 tape recorder
1 can of diet coke
1 stack of yellow notecard
1 pair of white sneakers w blue stripe
1 lit cigar
1 live hawk
1 bizare lamp
1 injured squirrel

 

The Apology:

When Kramer decides he is going to spend most of his time in his shower, he installs a garbage disposal in his bathtub drain and begins preparing he meals in the shower.

1 deflated football
1 book
1 black thing
1 wooden shelf
1 wooden coat rack
1 hanging shirt
1 wood framed picture
1 colorful shower curtian
1 yellow chordless phone
1 newspaper
2 soaps in bottle
2 bars of soap
1 green lufa
1 white shower rack
7 bottles of body wash and shampoos
4 drinking cups
1 measuring cup
1 bottle of dish soap
6 dish bowls
1 radio
1 rolled up newspaper
1 mini tv w antena
1 wall clock
1 sticky note to “call mom”
1 sticky note to “call lomez”
1 Clarkman garbage disposal
1 Clarkman garbage disposal manual
1 spoon
1 wood framed picture
1 strainer
1 head of lettuce
1 stack of magazines

 

The Reverse Peephole:

Kramer and Newman decide to reverse the peepholes in their apartment to protect themselves from an intruder waiting to jack them with a sock full of pennies.

1 pair of pliars
4 wood framed pictures
1 car bench seat sofa
1 bizare lamp
1 vintage shelf behind sofa
1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”
1 wire person wearing a tuxedo
1 wood end table
1 large fuscile person
Fuscile Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer
1 western oil side table
1 chordless phone
1 standing lamp w cheetah print shade
1 back scratcher
1 white throw rug
1 black speaker
1 red boa
1 globe
1 canteen
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 pair of earmuffs
1 hanging brown jacket
1 wood framed picture
1 white throw rug
1 wall mounted lamp w white shade
1 deflated football
1 hanging checked coat
1 pair of blue skis

 

The Cartoon:

When Kramer tells Sally Weaver what he really thinks of her, Sally goes on a mission to tarnish Jerry’s reputation. Because of his big mouth, Kramer decides to take an oath of silence.

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1 globe
1 red boa
1 book
1 canteen
1 wood shelf
1 wood coat rack
1 hanging blue thing
1 hanging brown jacket
1 hanging checked jacket
1 wood framed picture
1 pair of black ski boots
1 yellow ski boot stand
1 bottle of water
1 wood cbinet w drawers
1 wood cabinet w doors
1 deflated football

 

The Bookstore:

Kramer and Newman decide to run a rickshaw they acquire from Hong Kong. Kramer loses the contest to decide who has to pull the rickshaw and while pulling it up a hill he accidentally lets it go with Newman riding in it.

1 wooden shelf
1 red boa
2 boxes on shelf
1 wooden coat rack
2 hanging jackets
1 hanging purse
1 wood framed picture
1 wooden cabinet with doors
1 box of apricots
1 yellow thing on cabinet
1 pair of Skis
1 lamp
wooden crutches

 

That’s all she wrote.

This took us an absurd amount of time to screenshot every scene, (attempt to) identify each item, etc.

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2 Responses

  1. Zedhe
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    ?so now what do we do with all this information?

  2. Dave
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    I have the same shadowbox that is behind his white car seat sofa in numerous episodes including The Hot Tub, The Cadillac, The Friar’s club, The Pool Guy, The checks, the comback, the van buren boys, and the reverse peephole. Anyone interested in buying it? Please respond with a comment and we can possibly set something up.