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Kramerica Industries – It’s Business as Usual at Kramerica

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Kramerica Industries is the corporation that Kramer started to help develop his business ideas. The entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man in a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

Kramerica Industries Employees

Kramerica Industries Business Ventures

  • The Bro/Mansiere – the Doorman

“The first upper-body support undergarment, specifically designed for men.”

  • Oil tanker bladder – the Voice

“You see the idea is for a rubber ball inside the tanker so if it crashes, the oil won’t spill out.”

  • Pizza place where you make your own pizza pie – the Couch

“We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese…you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air…you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven!”

  • Ketchup & Mustard in the same bottle – the Voice

“Well, that didn’t work. Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?”

  • A restaurant that only serves peanut butter & jelly sandwiches – the Friars Club

Listen to this idea. A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly.”

  • Roll out ties dispenser – the Stock Tip

“I can’t believe you put your money in that Sendrax. You could’ve invested in my roll-out tie dispenser.”

  • Homeless rickshaw business – the Bookstore

“Remember my idea about rickshaws in New York? Well, we’re gonna make it happen!”

  • A periscope in your car to see the traffic – the Invitations

“I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic.”

  • Cologne that makes you smell like the beach – the Pez Dispenser

“You know I got a great idea for a cologne. The Beach. You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach”

  • Coffee table book about coffee tables – the Cigar Store Indian

“You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables!”