We cataloged all 16 of Kramer’s girlfriends (aka, ‘the ass man’) in order of appearance below. Let us know your favorite by rating each of them with a 1-10 star rating.
Kramer’s Girlfriends Throughout the Show
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Played by: Siobhan Fallon
Appears in The Truth
Elaine gets tired of Kramer when he starts to date her roommate Tina. The kitchen is a mess, they play loud tribal music, and Kramer converted a car windshield into a coffee table for Tina as a gift. But the final straw comes when Kramer unknowingly walks into Elaine’s bedroom and sees her naked.
Played by: Ashley Gardener
Appears in The Library
While accompanying Jerry to return Tropic of Cancer to the New York Public Library, Kramer gets involved with a lonely librarian, Marion. When she visits Kramer at his apartment she worries that Bookman, the library cop who is next door investigating Jerry, will return to the library and find out that she is not there.
After seeing Kramer cry while reading Marion’s poetry, Elaine uses some of it, hoping to impress Mr. Lippman, but it turns out that Mr. Lippman does not like Marion’s poetry.
Played by: Debi A. Monahan
Appears in The Trip
Kramer’s girlfriend while he is out in California. That’s right, la la land.
Kramer meets Chelsea when they were auditioning for parts in a horror movie. Chelseas’s manager is working on getting her the starring role in a mini-series based on Adolf Hitler’s girlfriend.
Later, she is murdered by the Smog Strangler, but Kramer wasn’t looking for a long term relationship anyways.
Played by: Anita Barone
Appears in The Shoes
Kramer tells Jerry that he encountered Gail Cunningham, a woman that Jerry also dated, but that he snubbed her because she refused to kiss Jerry after three dates. Gail then confronts Jerry at the coffee shop over Kramer’s behavior, for which he denies responsibility.
Kramer later tells Jerry that he encountered Gail again, and ended up kissing her. Jerry is confused why she would willingly kiss Kramer without even going on a real date.
Played by: Donna Evans Merlo
Appears in The Handicap Spot
A handicap woman who is injured when George parks in a handicap spot
The gang goes to the mall to buy a big-screen tv as an engagement gift for “The Drake”. George parks in a handicapped space when Kramer encourages him to do so. They end up being in the store for much longer than expected and when they return, they find an angry mob trashed the vehicle because a disabled woman, who had to park in a distant spot, had been injured in a wheelchair accident.
While visiting the injured handicapped woman at the hospital, Kramer falls in love with her and feels compelled to buy her a new wheelchair. So George and Kramer go to buy a used wheelchair, which is much cheaper than a brand-new one.
Lola ends up breaking up with Kramer telling him that he’s not good looking enough for her, and later she is seen rolling down a hill in the used wheelchair, which will not stop due to faulty brakes.
Played by: Wendel Meldrum
Appears in The Puffy Shirt
Kramer’s new girlfriend Leslie is a low talker, and very difficult to understand. That night at dinner, Kramer tells Elaine and Jerry that Leslie is a designer and has designed a new puffy shirt, like the pirates used to wear.
The next day Kramer tells Jerry that since he agreed to wear Leslie’s puffy shirt on The Today Show she has been getting orders from stores to produce more of them. Apparently Jerry agreed when Leslie asked if he would wear the shirt on The Today Show at the restaurant.
Jerry makes his appearance on The Today Show wearing the shirt, but gets laughed at causing him to admit that he thinks it looks ridiculous. Later, Kramer says that all the stores canceled on Leslie and that he broke up with her because he “can’t be with someone whose life is in complete disarray”.
Played by: Lisa Houle
Appears in The Non-Fat Yogurt
While at the blood lab to test the fat content of the so called “non-fat yogurt” he has invested in, Kramer strikes up a conversation with Cheryl, the lab technician. Fearful of losing his investment, Kramer tries to sway Cheryl, to falsify the analysis of the yogurt fat content.
Eventually, it is revealed that the yogurt does contain fat and business plummets. The yogurt shop now serves real nonfat yogurt which doesn’t taste good, leaving Newman furious.
Played by: Jami Gertz
Appears in The Stall
Jerry’s is dating his new girlfriend Jane, and Kramer recognizes her voice as Erica, a phone sex worker.
Kramer carries on a relationship over the phone with her. When Jerry learns about this from Kramer, he accuses Jane of being Erica, the phone sex worker, but she denies it and breaks up with him.
Played by: Sunday Theodore
Appears in The Pie
Kramer has a terrible itch on his back but his new girlfriend Olive, a cashier from the coffee shop, has long fingernails and knows just where to scratch.
When the itch finally heals, Kramer breaks up with her telling her that the mannequin in Jerry’s car is his new girlfriend. Kramer goes out to the car and pretends to make out with the mannequin, which falls apart in his hands.
Played by: Robin Cox
Appears in The Fire
Kramer invites Toby to see Jerry’s act, where she starts to heckle and hiss at him after a joke about men hunting and women nesting. As a result of the heckling, Jerry gets a bad review from the critic who was there to give him a review.
In the ultimate comedian’s revenge, Jerry visits Toby at her office to heckle her, this causes her to run out into the street and her foot gets run over by a street sweeper, severing her pinky toe.
Kramer retells the story of how he found the toe, boarded a bus, and fought a mugger in order to get her pinky toe to the hospital. Toby has her toe reattached at the end of the line and gets promoted instead of Elaine because her boss feels sorry for her.
Played by: Kelly Coffield
Appears in The Pledge Drive and The Chinese Woman
A friend of Elaine’s who dates a high talker, Elaine always seems to be destroying Noreen’s life; first, encouraging her to join… she did, then suggesting that she goes AWOL… and she did!
One day she and Kramer meet and he encourages her to go back into the army, and the two eventually get into a romantic relationship. After not getting her period she feared the worst and told Kramer over the phone, who becomes incredibly happy for having apparently impregnated her and tells everyone about it.
Noreen attempted to commit suicide soon after, but Frank Costanza’s lawyer, who wears a cape, stops her.
Played by: Wendie Malick
Appears in The Kiss Hello
Elaine’s friend Wendy has an old 1960s-style hairdo that Elaine wishes she would change.
But only Kramer with his bluntness Kramer would dare comment on it to her directly, so she plans to introduce him to her.
At Jerry’s apartment, Elaine introduces Wendy to Kramer, hoping that he will mention her outdated hair, but instead Kramer tells her that he loves it.
Later Kramer tells Jerry that he broke up with Wendy because she changed her hairstyle.
Played by: Judith Shelton
Appears in The Fusilli Jerry
When Kramer gets new license plates from the DMV that say “Assman”, and he claims that there must be some kind of mistake. But according to the state of New York, he is the assman. Kramer even get a date with Sally, a full figured girl who leaves her number on his windshield.
Played by: Lisa Arch
Appears in The Friar’s Club
While Kramer is committed to the DaVinci sleep cycle he accidentally falls asleep on his new girlfriend Connie who mistakes him for dead.
She calls a few of her “mobster friends” to dump Kramer’s body into the Hudson river, so her boyfriend Joey never finds out. Kramer wakes up in the East River in a sack and is almost hit by a ferry passing by.
Played by: Kim Myers
Appears in The Soul Mate
Jerry is dating Pam, but he is not gaga over her. When Kramer meets Pam, he does go gaga over her and when he talks to Jerry, he describes all her best qualities and Jerry realizes how great she really is and continues dating her.
Kramer gets help from Newman who writes poetry for Kramer to use on Pam. Undecided, Jerry makes Pam choose between him and Kramer.
Played by: Sarah Silverman
Appears in The Money
Kramer dates Emily, but shes got the Jimmy legs
Kramer’s new girlfriend has “the Jimmy legs” when they sleep together so he seeks advice from Elaine. He finally tries to work out a deal with Emily where they retire back to their separate quarters after sex.
While alone Kramer becomes afraid of things that go bump in the night (even Morty Seinfeld using exercise equipment) so decides he can no longer sleep alone, but Emily has decided she can.
Kramer moves in with the Costanzas while they are on a trip to Florida. Kramer and Emily spend the night as an old married couple in the Costanzas’ house since both Frank and Estelle have separate beds due to Estelle’s “Jimmy arms”.